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Real programmers don’t write specs. Users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.
Real programmers programs never work right the first time. But if you throw them on the machine they can be patched into working in only a few 30-hours debugging sessions.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
Alan Bennett
Commenting your code is like cleaning your bathroom — you never want to do it, but it really does create a more pleasant experience for you and your guests.
Ryan Campbel
“In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?”
Warren Hutcherson
I computer non saranno mai davvero comparabili all’uomo finché uno di loro non commetterà un errore e cercherà di dare la colpa ad un altro computer…
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I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it
Anonimo
